The Home Office should scrap the Life in the UK test as proof someone is perfectly integrated and anglicised. Nothing will prove more that you're a Brit than reading this book and both feeling caught out and crying with laughter (and recognition). If the Very British Problems volumes and Twitter account already nail the unique quirks of Englishness, A Very British Christmas is the ultimate culmination of our nation's glorious weirdness summarised between two covers, like a strange limited edition Christmas sandwich from Boots. I was crying. With laughter, hysteria and the certain knowledge that I've been so Britified, I'll never feel at home in another nation on earth.
Toodle Pip and Merry Christmas, old chaps!
Patty x
